Apr 2014

[01Apr14 16:45:34][trustfundbaby] well this is the 2014 slsk pizza party
[01Apr14 16:46:11][trustfundbaby] your pizza party does not stop this one from existing
[01Apr14 16:46:57][trustfundbaby] there are all kinds of pizzas
[01Apr14 16:49:33][kurt kren] bearattack is built like a female softball player
[01Apr14 16:49:36][kurt kren] and he looks like an ewok
[01Apr14 16:50:25][trustfundbaby] at any rate rabbit dear racoon these are the themes to choose from when choosing what to wear to the pizza party
[01Apr14 16:51:26][kurt kren] "i like pizza, it's good"
[01Apr14 16:51:53][trustfundbaby] i brought up the pizza subject
[01Apr14 16:52:13][kurt kren] he really only talks about things he consumes and concerts
[01Apr14 16:52:42][trustfundbaby] yes yes we get it kurt kren you like to focus on bearATTACK. stop ruining my chat just because you want to flirt
[01Apr14 16:55:58][kurt kren] trustfundbaby, i'm not here to impress you
[01Apr14 16:56:06][kurt kren] get off my nuts
[01Apr14 16:56:13][trustfundbaby] no you're here to impress bearATTACK.
[01Apr14 16:57:14][trustfundbaby] of course you're not trying you live and breathe bearATTACK. at this rate
[01Apr14 16:57:41][kurt kren] bearattack is a moron and a creepy internet stalker, trustfund, if these are the kind of people you take to socially, what does that say about you?
[01Apr14 16:58:26][kurt kren] trustfundbaby, and?
[01Apr14 16:58:31][trustfundbaby] and?
[01Apr14 16:58:32][trustfundbaby] hahaha
[01Apr14 16:58:50][kurt kren] i'm sorry, did i derail your fascinating conversation about pizza?
[01Apr14 17:00:17][trustfundbaby] ok go back to talking about the one subject you love bearATTACK. i'll just listen now
[01Apr14 17:00:39][kurt kren] bear's really into food and concerts
[01Apr14 17:01:04][trustfundbaby] i like food so much i eat every day
[01Apr14 17:01:07][trustfundbaby] like
[01Apr14 17:01:10][trustfundbaby] several times a day
[01Apr14 17:01:41][trustfundbaby] i love food so much i literally live off it
[01Apr14 17:05:51][trustfundbaby] you're not worried about my happiness

[02Apr14 17:35:57][trustfundbaby] fooey thinks i married victor eremita now he is COINCIDENTALLY angry at me out of nowhere
[02Apr14 17:36:21][trustfundbaby] suddenly i have become cold and all this other stuff i didn't seem to be before he thought that
[02Apr14 17:37:10][trustfundbaby] this is no place for broken hearts just fun chat and such
[02Apr14 17:45:16][trustfundbaby] given the opportunity would you taste human meat?
[02Apr14 17:45:30][trustfundbaby] say it is presented in a way that you find to be ethical
[02Apr14 17:47:15][trustfundbaby] human meat anyone no?
[03Apr14 05:20:55][trustfundbaby] you can tell when someone's feelings are hurt because they start throwing out insults
[03Apr14 05:33:08][trustfundbaby] oh no refrax back up in the heezy

[03Apr14 13:20:26][trustfundbaby] this person cloning jokestore actually has to sit there and think of the things he's claiming jokestore's into that person typing actually has to think of those things these are part of his fantasies
* jokestore fag 2.0 like FUCK FUCK FUCK y y y y the fuck does my sister keep getting prgnant.

[03Apr14 16:22:54][soj] i just let the dog out without a leash because she's usually so good
[03Apr14 16:23:14][soj] and she walks into the neighbors yard and i'm in slippers and dont wanna step on poo
[03Apr14 16:23:16][soj] going to go get her
[03Apr14 16:23:23][soj] so I run into the house and grap her bag of treats
[03Apr14 16:23:28][soj] and start shaking them
[03Apr14 16:23:32][soj] and omg a fucking cat comes up to me
[03Apr14 16:23:39][soj] LISTEN
[03Apr14 16:23:53][soj] the last thing this dog's dad told me was that she chases cats
[03Apr14 16:24:02][soj] and there's this moment of panick like what the fuck do i do
[03Apr14 16:24:11][soj] and she sees the cat
[03Apr14 16:24:14][soj] and the cat sees her
[03Apr14 16:24:18][soj] and i see her see the cat
[03Apr14 16:24:30][soj] and she takes off and i go sprinting after her in the dark through neighbor's yards
[03Apr14 16:24:43][soj] anyway my feet are cold
[03Apr14 16:24:53][soj] it was a good story ):
[03Apr14 16:26:18][soj] you are annoying
[03Apr14 16:26:47][soj] i have wet feet a cat might be dead and you are all annoying
[03Apr14 16:27:44][soj] mirai you are horrible
[03Apr14 16:27:59][soj] there's a good chance i stepped in poo
[03Apr14 16:28:10][soj] what kind of stupid ass cat comes up to the wrong house
[03Apr14 16:28:14][soj] like are you dumb cat
[03Apr14 16:30:46][witchhouse] orange soja
[03Apr14 16:30:56][soj] witchouse eff u
[03Apr14 16:34:09][soj] the moral of that story mirai is WHAT A STUPID FUCKING CAT
[03Apr14 16:34:29][soj] it's tiny little cat mind was like "treat bag must go get treats" didn't even realize it's not its house
[03Apr14 16:35:39][soj] i hate you all so much i'm going to sit in my beautiful coat inside and judge you
[03Apr14 16:36:47][soj] everyone has a crush on me
[03Apr14 16:36:50][soj] be real
[03Apr14 16:37:11][soj] qoncept i showed my pic to cherubs
[03Apr14 16:37:31][soj] she's the only one i care about thinking i'm anna anyway
[03Apr14 16:37:51][soj] god damn can't live down the legacy of a girl i never talked to
[03Apr14 16:38:40][soj] qoncept i think your cat is really anna
[03Apr14 16:38:46][soj] i mean anna leaves
[03Apr14 16:38:50][soj] and you just happen to get a cat
[03Apr14 16:38:53][soj] what's that about

[04Apr14 13:21:04][trustfundbaby] catch ricky at the same place every night waiting for jill to show up
[04Apr14 13:28:54][trustfundbaby] you use to be good at trolling, son
[04Apr14 13:32:34][trustfundbaby] i've won slsk : D
[04Apr14 13:40:27][trustfundbaby] ricky tail between legs
[04Apr14 13:41:24][trustfundbaby] uh oh rick's losing cabin pressure
[04Apr14 13:41:33][trustfundbaby] panic's setting in
[04Apr14 13:45:15][trustfundbaby] my parent's must have a lot of basements in a lot of countries for me to have never left ha hahahah
[04Apr14 13:45:15][trustfundbaby] haha
[04Apr14 13:48:38][trustfundbaby] the quality's gone down the drain with your trolling rick
[04Apr14 13:48:53][trustfundbaby] which is really bad in your case seeing as this is the only thing going on in your life
[04Apr14 13:51:48][trustfundbaby] and that ladies and gentlemen is how you put ricky in his place
[04Apr14 14:16:37][trustfundbaby] if i exfoliated with a shotgun i'd be a super hero with super strength
[05Apr14 09:51:45][trustfundbaby] the more majestic the animal the tastier it is
[05Apr14 15:36:33][trustfundbaby] things are only as big as our imaginations and well sadly we're not as imaginative as we think
[05Apr14 15:37:27][trustfundbaby] and everyone everyone dies alone

[05Apr14 15:51:06][trustfundbaby] too legit to quit
[05Apr14 15:51:44][trustfundbaby] if something has a certain amount of legitimacy it can no longer stop existing
[05Apr14 16:09:44][kurt kren] i don't think this is trustfundbaby
[05Apr14 16:09:52][kurt kren] i don't remember her being this acerbic
[05Apr14 16:11:17][trustfundbaby] at any rate it is i the real trustfundbaby
[05Apr14 16:11:18][trustfundbaby] mari
[05Apr14 16:11:21][trustfundbaby] ask me anything
[05Apr14 16:11:53][trustfundbaby] why would you think it is not the real me?
[05Apr14 16:24:45][trustfundbaby] let us just say i do not HAVE to work
[05Apr14 16:24:50][trustfundbaby] but i like to sometimes!

[05Apr14 18:59:44][trustfundbaby] rickle$ nothing to say so he gives us the play by play of what he thinks a chatters sandwich might have in it
[05Apr14 19:00:55][trustfundbaby] trickle$ running low on material
[05Apr14 19:01:13][trustfundbaby] recycling the same 3 insults til the apocalypse
[05Apr14 19:16:06][trustfundbaby] catch trickle$ on instructables searching for "how to be cool online"
[05Apr14 19:34:39][trustfundbaby] [rickle$] I'm Loving It ---- trickle$ reciting the slogan of the company he'd work for if he had a job
[05Apr14 19:39:34][trustfundbaby] trickle$ has the most punched face on the SLSK
[06Apr14 04:34:43][trustfundbaby] i had a dream that the editor in chief of Cracked was irritating and so i had to punch him in the face that is quite violent o________________O
[06Apr14 08:40:59][trustfundbaby] [randome comment generator 2.0]
[06Apr14 08:41:09][trustfundbaby] for a jokestore you sure are running low on jokes
[06Apr14 08:43:24][trustfundbaby] you're glad i relocated to canada because i was affecting you personally wherever it is you live?
[06Apr14 08:44:53][trustfundbaby] everyone here is begging for attention we're in a chatroom interacting with other humans

[06Apr14 18:03:22][trustfundbaby] i stayed out longer than intended
[06Apr14 18:03:29][trustfundbaby] i just noticed it is 4am
[06Apr14 18:15:12][trustfundbaby] my research has yielded these results post midnight mcdonalds crowd = hipsters post midnight burger king crowd = club goers

[07Apr14 05:46:25][siberian husky] spir wants to assault me irl for telling her it was in poor taste to brag about blow job skills in this room. ill have to sleep with one eye open
[07Apr14 05:47:43][spir] bitch, I've been on chaturbate with my nip hanging out
[07Apr14 05:49:59][spir] I think it's funny how dana is trying to pretend like she's helping me save face in this fucking place
[07Apr14 05:50:09][spir] after all the shit I've gone through over the years
[07Apr14 05:51:59][spir] dana has whiskey clit
[07Apr14 05:52:51][spir] there was a point in time
[07Apr14 05:52:57][spir] where I hate dana
[07Apr14 05:52:59][siberian husky] and i dont know with whiskey clit even means
[07Apr14 05:53:01][siberian husky] nor do i care
[07Apr14 05:53:21][spir] I think that was back when I was first chatting though
[07Apr14 05:53:48][siberian husky] i never hated you
[07Apr14 05:53:58][spir] maybe too much
[07Apr14 06:06:42][spir] no one laughed at me comparing my pussy to asian pork
[07Apr14 06:06:45][spir] well alright then

[07Apr14 22:04:33][trustfundbaby] hey truancy i agree with you i also am tired of democRATS and shoveling their demoCRAP
[07Apr14 22:05:40][trustfundbaby] and do not get me started on republiCAN'Ts
[07Apr14 23:09:02][trustfundbaby] because of the increas in immortality, there'll be a sharp increase of extra humans in everyone's day
[07Apr14 23:09:32][refrax] wassup
[07Apr14 23:09:55][trustfundbaby] ahhh! a monster!
[07Apr14 23:09:59][trustfundbaby] byeeee

[08Apr14 12:16:54][trustfundbaby] hey refract let's have a draw off since you're into technical aspects of drawing
[08Apr14 12:17:08][refrax] his finger nails are like sausages
[08Apr14 12:17:21][spir] draw off, freal
[08Apr14 12:17:29][refrax] i dont have time for a draw off
[08Apr14 12:17:33][trustfundbaby] when it comes to technical accuracy in drawing, sorry to say it King Kong ain't got nothing on ME
[08Apr14 12:17:36][spir] soocool, get in on that
[08Apr14 12:17:39][refrax] soocoolza should do it he can represent me
[08Apr14 12:17:47][refrax] two asians doing a draw off
[08Apr14 12:19:09][trustfundbaby] please i beg you do not try and put soocoolza in a compentition with me if you're his friend do not put your boy on the chopping block
[08Apr14 12:20:20][refrax] i dont have time to sit and play draw off with a silly girl sorry
[08Apr14 12:20:35][trustfundbaby] refrax is scared
[08Apr14 12:52:14][refrax] trustfundbaby you need to use more 5b pencil

[08Apr14 13:08:43][refrax] i know whats wrong with mirai she got butthurt one too many times
[08Apr14 13:08:52][refrax] by a buttplug
[08Apr14 13:09:44][refrax] the metaphysical buttplug is still stuck in mirais subconciousness and creating an allusion that its still up her backside
[08Apr14 13:10:01][refrax] im not you are
[08Apr14 13:10:07][refrax] youre the one that used them
[08Apr14 13:10:21][refrax] you the one that sticks them up inside you
[08Apr14 13:10:33][refrax] [mirai] i haven't used one in many a year
[08Apr14 13:10:48][refrax] once? you had 3 buttplugs
[08Apr14 13:11:08][refrax] one for each end
[08Apr14 13:11:59][refrax] [mirai] i'm not saying you have to be into anal just put a buttplug in there

[08Apr14 19:33:12][trustfundbaby] user named Dad, my usual work is more often this ------> http://media.cmcdn.net/16014724/780x499.png
[08Apr14 19:36:00][trustfundbaby] lastly as for detail this is pencil on wood -------> http://media.cmcdn.net/16014656/631x520.png
[08Apr14 19:37:26][trustfundbaby] the horse next to the train there is a man on there falling off
[08Apr14 19:37:34][trustfundbaby] and if you look the man's head is on the ground
[08Apr14 19:37:36][trustfundbaby] rolling
[08Apr14 19:37:54][trustfundbaby] you cannot see from this size but she has a machete in her hand
[08Apr14 19:40:05][trustfundbaby] the girl is a witch
[08Apr14 19:40:12][trustfundbaby] that is not her original body
[08Apr14 19:41:46][trustfundbaby] i thought it went with what people call "steampunk" altho i dislike that crippling, limiting genre
[08Apr14 20:17:05][trustfundbaby] i take everything seriously
[08Apr14 20:17:16][trustfundbaby] AT ALL TIMES
[08Apr14 20:17:20][siberian husky] mari is lying
[08Apr14 20:17:55][trustfundbaby] i take everything seriously to the max
[08Apr14 20:33:42][trustfundbaby] i listen to a lot of rap but i feel if i talk about it it gives people the impression that am like ke$ha or that i work at a drive thru at mcdonalds
[08Apr14 20:38:46][trustfundbaby] poor poor everlast
[08Apr14 20:38:56][trustfundbaby] eminem can and does rap circles around him

[08Apr14 21:13:46][siberian husky] its true.....guys are way funnier than girls....funny female comedians are so rare
[08Apr14 21:14:04][siberian husky] but its bc girls dont have to be funny to be loved....we have vaginas.....we got it easy
[08Apr14 21:15:38][trustfundbaby] i've never been attracted to someone because they were funny
[08Apr14 21:16:01][siberian husky] weird mari
[08Apr14 21:16:04][trustfundbaby] nope you seem to have a very narrow view of things
[08Apr14 21:16:11][siberian husky] i have tons of friends who are mostly attracted to funny guys
[08Apr14 21:16:14][siberian husky] its pretty common
[08Apr14 21:16:29][siberian husky] that is why chicks love guys like john steward even though hes like 5ft tall
[08Apr14 21:16:44][trustfundbaby] most of my friends' boyfriends are pretty standard in humour abilities
[08Apr14 21:17:08][trustfundbaby] in fact my funniest friends whom are guys i can think of a few did not have girlfriends
[08Apr14 21:19:24][trustfundbaby] there is just too much to consider when you look at why someone is attracted to someone else
[08Apr14 21:19:33][trustfundbaby] it is never obvious with people i know
[08Apr14 21:19:44][spir] you will never graduate HS at this rate
[08Apr14 21:19:53][trustfundbaby] seems to always be about spending enough enjoyable time togehter to feel you can trust someone or something of the sort
[08Apr14 21:20:01][trustfundbaby] no formula present that i can see
[08Apr14 21:33:10][trustfundbaby] i would like to try and go 4 days no sleep one of these days
[08Apr14 21:33:24][trustfundbaby] like within the next 3 years after that i cannot do things like that anymore
[08Apr14 21:44:17][trustfundbaby] i want to rap battle someone
[08Apr14 21:44:22][trustfundbaby] make a diss track
[08Apr14 23:06:56][spir] that kitten is probably all grown up now

[09Apr14 14:34:48][witchhouse] fooey's penis is like a wonderful tree with cummy sap
[09Apr14 14:35:22][trustfundbaby] fooey does not support the cold blooded murder of animals
[09Apr14 18:35:24][trustfundbaby] you WILL die
[09Apr14 18:35:26][trustfundbaby] we all will
[11Apr14 07:33:29][soj] sit there and think about me eating the most delicious risotto ever
[11Apr14 08:24:08][trustfundbaby] i have decided that i will make a slsk diss track targetting certain regulars on slsk. i will rap, i will rhyme, i will lay down a verse
[11Apr14 08:24:24][trustfundbaby] it will be brutal
[11Apr14 08:24:30][trustfundbaby] get ready for a massacre
[11Apr14 14:26:31][trustfundbaby] the news is that well i will be making a slsk diss track dana, bearATTACK. tapehiss not one of you will be spared
[11Apr14 14:28:10][trustfundbaby] i may shoot a video for it as well
[13Apr14 09:44:51][trustfundbaby] monkey island II and john smif trust me you will not be making any response track after you hear my diss you will quit the internet
[14Apr14 07:42:50][trustfundbaby] shaka my parents know that when i do something i've spent time building the necessary skill to do it
[14Apr14 13:17:40][trustfundbaby] john smif is not here to see this but http://i.imgur.com/R9EQFDE.png <-----
[16Apr14 14:33:12][trustfundbaby] mirai a comment such as "uhhh ok" is pretty negative
[16Apr14 14:37:04][trustfundbaby] the "honesty" defense is much like cartmans "i do what i want"
[16Apr14 14:38:29][trustfundbaby] mirai a troll is a troll is a troll it is when a seemingly normal chatter like yourself is rude and unwelcoming "honest" as you say that the negative content in here tips on over to the majority of chatters being unwelcoming
[16Apr14 14:53:40][trustfundbaby] mirai you pointed out that you wanted to move on by stating that i was going on and on and on
[16Apr14 14:55:35][witchhouse] mirai and trustfund are the new cherubs and tranna
[16Apr14 18:58:05][trustfundbaby] refrax the only way a woman falls for you is by plummeting to their death because you've cornered them in the cliffs of ireland
[16Apr14 20:45:58][trustfundbaby] we have evolved to sit around entertaining each other
[16Apr14 22:10:11][spir] nvm I guess wh is here to steal all the female shock humor attention
[16Apr14 22:11:00][witchhouse] i'm the shock jock

[18Apr14 20:59:38][trustfundbaby] VEX87 i cannot for the life of me see the appeal of the wu tang clan
[18Apr14 21:00:07][trustfundbaby] perhaps i need to give them another chance now
[18Apr14 21:01:16][trustfundbaby] method man and ODB i like everyone else ehhhh
[18Apr14 21:01:25][trustfundbaby] ghostface especially i dislike
[18Apr14 21:24:34][trustfundbaby] well know that i know tons and tons about rap
[21Apr14 19:21:04][spir] I think a lot of the problems I have today stem from not having a nintendo
[24Apr14 11:26:39][siberian husky] trustfund is so feisty these days
[24Apr14 11:26:41][siberian husky] i like it
[24Apr14 11:31:29][amorc] trustfundbaby is one of the fiercest women of slsk
[24Apr14 11:31:33][amorc] second only to mirai i'd say in ferocity
[24Apr14 16:41:11][trustfundbaby] so then what are broken pancakes all about josh?