Monday, March 5, 2012

2012-03-03

[03Mar12 02:42:19][kurt kren] i want a chat room free of desperate losers trying to be witty for the benefit of chicks they'll never meet
[03Mar12 02:45:26][mounds of joy] folks cant just hang out without whipping it out
[03Mar12 02:55:52][kurt kren] find some hobbies, apple b, work on being a more interesting person
[03Mar12 02:55:52][Apple B] ~-~
[03Mar12 02:55:53][kurt kren] i hope you're super hot in real life
[03Mar12 02:55:53][kurt kren] for your own sake
[03Mar12 02:55:53][kurt kren] without that you have nothing
[03Mar12 02:55:55][Apple B] *chuckles*
[03Mar12 02:56:12][Apple B] you guys are pathetic
[03Mar12 02:56:15][Apple B] but hey
[03Mar12 02:56:16][Apple B] so am i
[03Mar12 02:56:18][Apple B] :p
[03Mar12 03:08:50][kurt kren] colossal youth, man you aren't saying anything that peole haven't been saying in here for years
[03Mar12 03:09:15][kurt kren] every single day, multiple times a day, somebody trots out "it's just chat, ur a loser, u take it 2 seriously waka wakka blah blah"
[03Mar12 03:10:54][kurt kren] colossal youth, what if i enjoy arguig like a teenager in chat at 32 years of age?
[03Mar12 03:12:21][kurt kren] i'm disgusted with people like you who sit in chat and try to separate themselves from people sitting in chat, constalty trotting out your silly model of adulthood and propriety
[03Mar12 03:18:41][kurt kren] you're just going in circles
[03Mar12 03:19:12][kurt kren] colossal youth, i don't want your respect. if i won it, i would be doing something wrong
[03Mar12 03:28:58][kurt kren] "i don't care about chat, have fun, you win! see, i'm, above it" remind me again and again, every time you do it's like a scored another point in a video game lol
[03Mar12 03:29:32][kurt kren] i wanna see how many times i can get colossal youth to remind us that he's normal and doesn't take chat seriously
[03Mar12 03:45:12][peep88] man my friend's boyfriend is so ugly and lame
[03Mar12 03:45:25][peep88] hes some chubby dude from trinidad
[03Mar12 03:45:43][Apple B] or maybe you're just a bitch...
[03Mar12 03:46:32][peep88] doesnt change that hes gross
[03Mar12 04:10:40][Apple B] oh im hot
[03Mar12 04:22:04][trustfundbaby] doing rather well thank you, and yourself?
[03Mar12 04:22:53][smarties] bite my ass
[03Mar12 04:23:02][Apple B] smarties is a woman?
[03Mar12 04:24:29][smarties] im hot
[03Mar12 04:33:14][Apple B] i went to japan once....
[03Mar12 04:33:31][Apple B] everyonestared at me :[
[03Mar12 04:38:59][smarties] annoying
[03Mar12 04:39:05][smarties] i ignored u like million times
[03Mar12 04:39:07][smarties] idk whay u appear

[03Mar12 04:54:23][Apple B] you just wanna see my pic ya creep
[03Mar12 04:54:45][Apple B] dont worry...i'll take a sexy one and post it eventually
[03Mar12 04:55:39][Apple B] smarties reminds me of erutext or whatever the fuck
[03Mar12 04:56:05][smarties] and u remainds me of a fruit
[03Mar12 04:56:31][Apple B] yea...you probably get excited just thinking about me...
[03Mar12 04:56:36][smarties] yes
[03Mar12 04:56:50][smarties] i cant stop thinking of u
[03Mar12 04:56:58][smarties] and how i ll eat u
[03Mar12 04:57:37][Apple B] oh well...thats more than what my current sex partner does...
[03Mar12 04:57:57][Apple B] "my neck hurtsss"
[03Mar12 04:58:04][Apple B] "my tongue is crampingggg"
[03Mar12 05:00:27][Apple B] my mind is in the gutter
[03Mar12 05:00:31][Apple B] as always..
[03Mar12 05:01:46][smarties] ill turn lesbian
[03Mar12 05:11:26][vomitjukebox] no, most girls are just bi so guys will like them
[03Mar12 05:12:17][vomitjukebox] bi-sexual girls will almost NEVER actually have a girlfriend.
[03Mar12 05:21:35][vomitjukebox] personally i think picking up chicks at an AA meeting is incredibly pathetic.
[03Mar12 05:29:01][vomitjukebox] i totally hit on a guy with a gf the other day
[03Mar12 05:31:30][Apple B] isaw his dick :[
[03Mar12 05:31:38][vomitjukebox] pilldozers?
[03Mar12 05:31:39][vomitjukebox] ew
[03Mar12 05:31:47][vomitjukebox] i bet its small. he's a small guy.
[03Mar12 05:34:09][vomitjukebox] saying that i think you probably have a small penis, is not gossiping.
[03Mar12 05:34:14][vomitjukebox] its talking shit about you
[03Mar12 05:35:13][vomitjukebox] thankfully i do not know shit about your dick.
[03Mar12 05:36:27][vomitjukebox] pilldozers so pissed.
[03Mar12 05:37:22][vomitjukebox] i'm ok with my boob size.
[03Mar12 05:40:26][smarties] now i understand why girls dont even enjoy this chat
[03Mar12 05:40:31][smarties] its full of perverts
[03Mar12 05:40:37][peep88] i like 2 chat here

[03Mar12 05:45:44][vomitjukebox] i promised this girl i'd give her a ride somewhere
[03Mar12 05:45:49][vomitjukebox] and now i don't feel like it
[03Mar12 05:47:42][vomitjukebox] maybe you just hang around shitty people
[03Mar12 05:48:02][vomitjukebox] i think people are lovely.
[03Mar12 05:59:04][vomitjukebox] my boobs are fairly normal.
[03Mar12 05:59:07][vomitjukebox] not tiny.
[03Mar12 05:59:17][vomitjukebox] unlike your weiner.
[03Mar12 06:03:49][Apple B] pill hates everyone who is better than him
[03Mar12 06:08:00][vomitjukebox] pill dozer is extremely bitter.
[03Mar12 06:08:03][streetscum] pill don't embarrass me by putting me in my place
[03Mar12 06:15:43][kurt kren] "i have aids!" as a tramp stamp
[03Mar12 06:17:44][kurt kren] make me appreciate how much i suck though
[03Mar12 06:17:58][vomitjukebox] that place makes me feel awkward
[03Mar12 06:18:13][Apple B] every place makes you feel awkward
[03Mar12 06:18:22][vomitjukebox] um, not really. thats you.
[03Mar12 07:41:39][vomitjukebox] this rush limbaugh thing has got me really riled up
[03Mar12 07:42:05][vomitjukebox] i'm fighting with someone on Facebook about it
[03Mar12 07:42:26][vomitjukebox] she said that sandra fluke "deserved it because she talked about her private life in public"
[03Mar12 07:42:35][vomitjukebox] she didn't talk about her private life at all
[03Mar12 07:46:29][vomitjukebox] i don't tinychat
[03Mar12 08:10:31][vomitjukebox] is it going to storm or not
[03Mar12 08:10:36][vomitjukebox] i need to know if i should leave the ouse
[03Mar12 08:26:59][1peep] grilled leeks are the sh1t
[03Mar12 09:26:42][vomitjukebox] Apple B has a shitty attitude. good riddance.
[03Mar12 10:23:22][vomitjukebox] my school picked my design for next years student handbook!
[03Mar12 13:24:27][ashley<] if yal dont liek me blow me
[03Mar12 14:53:21][1peep] all ive done in the past few days is watch game show reruns on tv and play flash games
[03Mar12 14:53:34][1peep] ive blown ppl off
[03Mar12 14:53:38][1peep] ive missed class
[03Mar12 14:53:45][1peep] i skipped the game 2nite
[03Mar12 14:56:39][1peep] skslvr wat up playa
[03Mar12 14:56:42][SKSLVR] ohai
[03Mar12 15:13:48][baugnesh] when a girl refers to herself as shy, its code for 'please rape me'

[03Mar12 15:16:17][1peep] i read 3 books last month
[03Mar12 15:17:10][1peep] hunger by knut hamsun... nausea by sartre/// and a portrait of the artist as a young man james joyce
[03Mar12 15:18:47][1peep] i didnt know theres a pub called james joyce here lol
[03Mar12 15:19:15][1peep] he pioneered the literary style "stream of consciousness"
[03Mar12 15:19:41][1peep] his novel ulysses is one of the most complicated literary works of the english language
[03Mar12 15:23:11][1peep] do you even know what stream of consciousness is
[03Mar12 15:23:57][1peep] what is it, then
[03Mar12 16:04:49][1peep] http://i.imgur.com/BXHtt.jpg my new fb pic
[03Mar12 16:39:22][Pancake Repairman] Courage My Love - Barricade [Official Video] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQO033oavic
[03Mar12 16:45:00][SKSLVR] want to ride to tierra del fuego with me next summer?
[03Mar12 16:45:05][SKSLVR] on motorcycles?
[03Mar12 16:45:28][SKSLVR] do you really want to? or are you just saying that?
[03Mar12 16:45:30][Pancake Repairman] Courage My Love - OMG http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCGIvWnU544
[03Mar12 16:45:44][1peep] pancake
[03Mar12 16:45:56][1peep] hey pancake
[03Mar12 16:46:18][1peep] hello fuckin pancake stop pretending to ignore me
[03Mar12 16:46:28][1peep] ur not impressing me
[03Mar12 16:46:49][Pancake Repairman] hi peep
[03Mar12 16:46:51][Pancake Repairman] what
[03Mar12 16:54:22][SKSLVR] for a car, ANY car
[03Mar12 16:54:31][SKSLVR] I pay 90 bucks a month minimum on insurance
[03Mar12 16:54:40][SKSLVR] on a bike I pay 97 dollars a year
[03Mar12 17:16:40][SKSLVR] half of this ride is deep in the jungle
[03Mar12 17:17:39][SKSLVR] and they'll hack your ass to death with machetes
[03Mar12 17:17:53][SKSLVR] I'm not cruising around england
[03Mar12 17:17:57][SKSLVR] this is a legit adventure
[03Mar12 18:36:18][vomitjukebox] i just have 1 more project to finish before my portfolio review
[03Mar12 18:31:26][1peep] i ask my boyfriend questions like "red or blue" "ice or fire"
[03Mar12 18:31:28][1peep] he gets annoyed
[03Mar12 18:31:36][SKSLVR] what a pussy
[03Mar12 19:37:11][Pancake Repairman] Playin' a F-ing SUMO Show BITCH! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xBqe1oVOSQ
[03Mar12 19:40:49][peep88] http://i.imgur.com/BXHtt.jpg the birthday girl
[03Mar12 19:40:55][peep88] my 18th is on wednesday
[03Mar12 19:46:20][Victor Eremita] shes way too ugly for me

[03Mar12 20:51:32][Victor Eremita] member back in the day when kitchenaid was just called nigger?
[03Mar12 20:52:56][peep88] A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
[03Mar12 20:53:05][peep88] Filled it with vice, and called the thing a NIGGER.
[03Mar12 20:53:13][peep88] -H.P. Lovecraft
[03Mar12 20:53:16][Victor Eremita] peeps ignored 4 racisms
[03Mar12 20:53:29][Pancake Repairman] send that to derick
[03Mar12 20:53:41][peep88] i flaked on derick
[03Mar12 20:53:48][Victor Eremita] who the fuck is "derick"?
[03Mar12 20:53:48][peep88] i probably wont ever talk to him again
[03Mar12 20:53:53][Victor Eremita] who cares
[03Mar12 20:54:15][Victor Eremita] pancake youre a fucking loser for knowing imaginary people in other peoples lives on a first name basis
[03Mar12 20:56:48][Victor Eremita] i honestly dont give a fuck what he is
[03Mar12 21:00:57][Victor Eremita] pancake, jerk off to the thought of me fucking pretty girls that would laugh at your bald spot
[03Mar12 21:01:17][peep88] you dont fuck any girls youre a nerd
[03Mar12 21:01:23][peep88] laughing at his bald spot is funny too
[03Mar12 21:01:30][Victor Eremita] peep, youre nothing to me
[03Mar12 21:01:33][peep88] because i imagine they would be laughing during the sex
[03Mar12 21:03:29][Pancake Repairman] victor, why pretend u look down on me for petty shit when we both know u were 100% cool with me until i posted mari's pics?
[03Mar12 21:03:44][Pancake Repairman] just keep repeating what it's really about if u feel the need 2 pick fights with me every day
[03Mar12 21:04:01][Pancake Repairman] give a real opinion not a fake one
[03Mar12 21:05:35][Victor Eremita] uh what?
[03Mar12 21:05:40][Victor Eremita] petty shit?
[03Mar12 21:06:00][Victor Eremita] yeah, i thikn youre a perv for lurking behind a monitor
[03Mar12 21:06:06][Victor Eremita] not sure whats changed
[03Mar12 21:06:17][Pancake Repairman] is that why u pmed mothra's nood 2 me?
[03Mar12 21:07:47][peep88] victor has ties w/ gothra?
[03Mar12 21:07:52][Victor Eremita] dude i pmd you mothra's nood because i felt pitty
[03Mar12 21:08:08][Victor Eremita] and it literally took nothing for me to get it
[03Mar12 21:08:22][Pancake Repairman] is that also why u tried 2 talk shit on me 2 her before that?
[03Mar12 21:08:58][Victor Eremita] theres a difference between "talking shit" and just mutually laughing at a pathetic loser online
[03Mar12 21:09:17][Pancake Repairman] ok so first u wanted 2 laugh at me then u felt pity
[03Mar12 21:09:26][Victor Eremita] uh no
[03Mar12 21:09:29][Victor Eremita] we laughed at you
[03Mar12 21:09:33][Victor Eremita] then i flet pitty
[03Mar12 21:09:36][Victor Eremita] both are pitiful
[03Mar12 21:09:41][Victor Eremita] is your head broken?
[03Mar12 21:28:40][Victor Eremita] tree of life is nothing like the virgin suicides you fucking retard
[03Mar12 21:31:21][peep88] victor should you really be tossing the R word around

[03Mar12 21:45:59][peep88] who would u rather date
[03Mar12 21:46:01][peep88] hex or spiffy
[03Mar12 21:46:58][peep88] hex thinks im crazy
[03Mar12 21:47:14][peep88] spiffy thinks he himself is crazy
[03Mar12 21:49:04][peep88] when i first talked to spiffy, id never seen a pic of him before
[03Mar12 21:49:10][peep88] we talked on the telephone
[03Mar12 21:49:13][peep88] for maybe 2 hours
[03Mar12 21:49:17][peep88] he kept telling me he was really hot
[03Mar12 21:49:40][Victor Eremita] the only dr that could help pancake would be dr kevorkian.
[03Mar12 21:50:14][Pancake Repairman] the only doctor that could help victor would b mari in a nurse uniform
[03Mar12 21:50:25][peep88] his looks grew on me
[03Mar12 21:50:42][peep88] but when i first saw him, i was definitely disappointed
[03Mar12 21:51:05][Victor Eremita] yeah, thatd be fantastic
[03Mar12 21:51:06][Victor Eremita] and?
[03Mar12 21:51:20][Pancake Repairman] so ask her
[03Mar12 21:51:38][Victor Eremita] no, i have tact.
[03Mar12 22:12:31][Pancake Repairman] i don't care about mayhem and burzum, only satyricon and emperor
[03Mar12 22:13:12][peep88] what about bathory
[03Mar12 22:13:33][peep88] u should listen to under the sign of the black mark
[03Mar12 22:13:43][peep88] woman of dark desires n chariots of fire

2012-03-01

[01Mar12 00:22:21][kurt kren] i do ubt mayo ever lived on his own
[01Mar12 00:22:27][kurt kren] he lives with mommy
[01Mar12 00:22:29][gyvertramhyun] wow dude kurt cmon lay off the guy
[01Mar12 00:22:51][gyvertramhyun] but you actually live with your mom, this is a fact. how do u know he does too?
[01Mar12 00:22:55][kurt kren] he at least lives at home
[01Mar12 00:50:24][fuck outtahere] well im confused but im not a nerd hahaha, actually didnt really relate to those types in HS.
[01Mar12 00:51:09][kurt kren] mayo, you're a grown man, stop worrying about being a nerd
[01Mar12 00:51:34][fuck outtahere] the bullying in school should stop, but how can it with so many spineless kids in this country?
[01Mar12 00:52:00][kurt kren] mayo brings up bullies a lot
[01Mar12 00:52:02][kurt kren] ever notice that?
[01Mar12 00:52:12][kurt kren] he always specifically brings up being bullied in highschool
[01Mar12 00:53:53][kurt kren] fuck outtahere, also, this thing where you pretend you're not joe mayo is starting to look like you in a defensive shell unable to do anything else
[01Mar12 00:54:06][fuck outtahere] who's joe mayo?
[01Mar12 00:54:19][fuck outtahere] that lol guy?
[01Mar12 00:56:44][fuck outtahere] this kurt kren guy kept talking to me is all, n i dunno who he is
[01Mar12 01:12:13][dreeleeety] interesting that kurt kren , a guy with no job, no money, no friends is going on about stuff like this.
[01Mar12 01:12:27][kurt kren] i have friends
[01Mar12 01:16:10][dreeleeety] i dont even know this guy, asked him one question, and he flipped out on me n posted my IP!
[01Mar12 01:16:20][kurt kren] the point is that you're the same dude changing names.
[01Mar12 01:55:02][dreeleeety] u dont have any investments or degrees. and whos mayo?
[01Mar12 02:02:12][kurt kren] 07:43:36 IP address of fuck outtahere is 24.1.29.75, name c-24-1-29-75.hsd1.il.comcast.net, port 29620 08:13:17 IP address of dreeleeety is 24.1.29.75, name c-24-1-29-75.hsd1.il.comcast.net, port 29620
[01Mar12 02:02:30][kurt kren] 07:32:38 IP address of Willie The Beast is 24.1.29.75, name c-24-1-29-75.hsd1.il.comcast.net, port 29620
[01Mar12 02:02:56][kurt kren] whjy are you so worried about me posting some dude's address you don'tknow
[01Mar12 02:02:58][kurt kren] 6:58:46 IP address of gyvertramhyun is 24.1.29.75, name c-24-1-29-75.hsd1.il.comcast.net, port 29620
[01Mar12 02:04:25][Pancake Repairman] mayo, have u been talking about kurt for 6 straight hrs?
[01Mar12 02:07:46][Pancake Repairman] i was playing http://www.amazon.com/Alice-Madness-Returns-Playstation-3/dp/B004CDBP9G for like 3-4 hrs, i come back and ur still going
[01Mar12 02:08:44][Pancake Repairman] i don't know how this is fun for u
[01Mar12 02:08:51][Pancake Repairman] 6 straight hrs
[01Mar12 02:09:12][Pancake Repairman] of saying the same shit
[01Mar12 02:15:52][Pancake Repairman] My Dying Bride - The Light At the End of the World http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u5Ajc7OKJY

[01Mar12 02:26:44][kurt kren] i don't think my gf is ugly at all http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/315669_10150290782349445_789514444_7522936_6543739_n.jpg
[01Mar12 02:27:13][kurt kren] look how yellow her teeth are http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/21075_235036819444_789514444_3014081_5577266_n.jpg
[01Mar12 02:29:26][Locc 2 da brain] kurt kren why is your girlfriend so attractive
[01Mar12 02:29:46][beastthemeak] lol thats not his g/f and shes not attractive.
[01Mar12 02:31:08][kurt kren] http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/313418_10150356355299445_789514444_7932087_1258466174_n.jpg looks attractive to me
[01Mar12 02:31:18][beastthemeak] and she sees that kurt is the dork of the group
[01Mar12 02:33:22][kurt kren] oh look 09:33:17 IP address of beastthemeak is 24.1.29.75, name c-24-1-29-75.hsd1.il.comcast.net, port 29620
[01Mar12 02:33:56][beastthemeak] wow this guy is now posting my IP address because I outted him?
[01Mar12 02:36:44][kurt kren] you realize i could just get her to get on cam
[01Mar12 02:36:57][beastthemeak] its probably ur cousin or something, weirdo
[01Mar12 02:39:49][kurt kren] mayo actually DELETED HIS FACEBOOK
[01Mar12 02:39:52][kurt kren] when somebody from slsk found it
[01Mar12 02:39:57][kurt kren] but not before they could post his profile picture
[01Mar12 02:40:11][kurt kren] which was of him wearing dirty clothing and petting a dog which looked bigger than him
[01Mar12 02:40:15][kurt kren] the guy can't be taller than 5'5
[01Mar12 02:40:22][kurt kren] he looked like he was goign to put a saddle on that dog and ride off into the su nset
[01Mar12 02:40:28][mounds of joy] that sounds like a cute pic
[01Mar12 02:40:32][beastthemeak] who's mayo?
[01Mar12 02:42:07][kurt kren] ricky, i know a stylish homosexual like yourself wouldn't be caught dead in walmart, but don't you think your mom's hard earned money would go further there?
[01Mar12 02:49:38][beastthemeak] kurt kren u just get ur butt demolished in here, huh
[01Mar12 02:50:07][kurt kren] i'm gettting pretty tired of winning chat
[01Mar12 03:00:48][beastthemeak] ricky seems cool and i just met him
[01Mar12 03:00:53][beastthemeak] why are u mad ?
[01Mar12 03:03:12][1peep] http://i40.tinypic.com/11jb42c.jpg < fat and ugly w/ gigantic underbite
[01Mar12 03:04:28][trustfundbaby] oh look peep is sharing fotos of others
[01Mar12 03:05:36][1peep] https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmd6M-PV-5VrQE_UZIfRrrPpILgIqx4touGfzKI-7q4pDPKUv2LUiwPix4zKXq2Hq7ZGZRjOedOalk26C6OLbIroXnAnZ6ShGMTTHUzIZ8Q7gbSV4jQNF-OqFsZkLNH_ysl1AF1YDXeHbQ/s1600/tfb1.PNG
[01Mar12 03:05:55][1peep] thats trustfundbaby
[01Mar12 03:05:59][1peep] shes a looker aint she
[01Mar12 03:06:04][trustfundbaby] poor peep that is not a foto of me
[01Mar12 03:06:19][trustfundbaby] that is analo cordova. womp womp
[01Mar12 03:11:22][trustfundbaby] ooh petty questions now. peep getting desperate with the random insults.
[01Mar12 03:12:58][beastthemeak] whos mayo?
[01Mar12 03:13:16][beastthemeak] whats an ip?
[01Mar12 03:13:18][beastthemeak] sorry i have a life
[01Mar12 03:13:49][trustfundbaby] you were talking about me without provocation i mean really who is mad, you or me?
[01Mar12 03:15:19][1peep] trustfundbaby goes dead silent when u ask her to prove shes educated
[01Mar12 03:15:40][trustfundbaby] uploading, hold your horses
[01Mar12 03:16:02][kurt kren] mayo, you say stupid stuff a lot
[01Mar12 03:16:12][kurt kren] like, i mean stupid in the way somebody with a low iq would be stupid
[01Mar12 03:18:50][trustfundbaby] http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/419961_389449711082034_100000510264686_1477362_1188282177_n.jpg <----- here's proof
[01Mar12 03:27:16][trustfundbaby] peep bailed sadface
[01Mar12 04:53:17][kurt kren] 11:52:53 IP address of uthemarmown is 24.1.29.75, name c-24-1-29-75.hsd1.il.comcast.net, port 29620
[01Mar12 04:53:21][kurt kren] same ip
[01Mar12 04:53:31][uthemarmown] whoa, why is this creep posting my IP address?
[01Mar12 04:53:33][kurt kren] learn to use a proxy
[01Mar12 04:53:56][kurt kren] for fuck's sake, i'm trying to help you troll
[01Mar12 04:57:17][kurt kren] are you stoned? like you have short term memory of a goldfish
[01Mar12 04:57:28][uthemarmown] how much caffeine are you hopped up on to be typing so fast?
[01Mar12 04:58:26][kurt kren] take a shot of jaeger every time mayo says "this guy is delusional"
[01Mar12 04:58:28][uthemarmown] this is very creepy, why did this stranger post my IP address? who is he?
[01Mar12 05:16:25][Apple B] mayo is some abnormally regular soulseek sociopath
[01Mar12 05:16:40][Apple B] now shut up mayo
[01Mar12 05:16:48][uthemarmown] lol this old nut thinks im this Mayo guy
[01Mar12 05:21:39][kurt kren] remember how explained that you pretending you're not you is a bit like prank phone calling somebody with caller id, not blocking your number, and then trying to convince them for hours that you're not talking with them on the phone and that it's not your number they see on the id
[01Mar12 05:24:56][Apple B] im perverted
[01Mar12 05:49:47][uthemarmown] who is joe mayo?
[01Mar12 05:50:09][Apple B] yea...wasnt there some other dude who was pretending to not be mayo aswell?
[01Mar12 05:50:12][Apple B] like...
[01Mar12 05:50:15][Apple B] thirty other dudes
[01Mar12 05:51:44][kurt kren] mayo apparently is the g uy in your attic stealing your bandwidth

[01Mar12 06:11:52][Apple B] http://i.imgur.com/S52zZ.jpg
[01Mar12 06:12:48][Apple B] thats my girlfriend
[01Mar12 06:13:00][uthemarmown] wow ur girlfriend is ugly as fuuuuuck
[01Mar12 06:13:34][mounds of joy] no weird cross eye thing
[01Mar12 06:24:01][kurt kren] mayo simply can't believe somebody wouldn't be ashamed of their life like he is :(
[01Mar12 06:24:12][uthemarmown] lol dude its okay no one will think any less of you! our opinion on you couldn't possible sink any lower.
[01Mar12 06:26:05][Apple B] haha pilldowzer is PMing, all upset, because i called him ugly
[01Mar12 06:35:55][Apple B] do it you peado
[01Mar12 06:37:47][uthemarmown] kurt kren is going off the deepend. 24 hours, no sleep.
[01Mar12 06:49:08][kurt kren] i think i already won
[01Mar12 06:49:11][kurt kren] you can tell mayo to fuck off
[01Mar12 06:49:12][uthemarmown] won what?
[01Mar12 06:49:16][uthemarmown] this is a chat room, dude
[01Mar12 06:58:24][kurt kren] alright, my theory is that mayo really is a teenager
[01Mar12 07:00:53][uthemarmown] pilldozer ur a weird little guy, u know that?
[01Mar12 07:01:21][kurt kren] does ricky know you are 16?
[01Mar12 07:01:40][case] Apple B is the type of person to break up with someone on Valentines Day.
[01Mar12 07:08:21][Apple B] who wants to meet up with me?
[01Mar12 07:08:27][Apple B] so i can piss on them
[01Mar12 07:11:24][tqwdoves)*(li] trubblesomegirl you realize youre talking to a 42 year old HS drop out that lives with his mother, right?
[01Mar12 07:12:03][kurt kren] mayo, i'm not going to insult some lost 16 year old in a chat room
[01Mar12 07:12:19][tqwdoves)*(li] im normal i dont know people outside of here
[01Mar12 07:24:54][Apple B] im going to feel so much pity for mayo's wife
[01Mar12 07:27:20][Apple B] retard isnt good enough of a word for you kren
[01Mar12 07:39:05][Apple B] kren's life purpose: to prove that mayo is a soulseek con
[01Mar12 08:13:02][Apple B] i actually like to pose naked in front of my mirror
[01Mar12 08:13:19][Apple B] and gash spreading does happen
[01Mar12 08:13:41][Apple B] you want to spread my gash

[01Mar12 08:29:12][tqwdoves)*(li] this guy Gringo Diable was trying to harass some young girl in here earlier
[01Mar12 08:29:17][tqwdoves)*(li] it was borderline-disturbing
[01Mar12 09:02:36][tqwdoves)*(li] I thought Pitt should have gotten it for Tree Of Life, and I cannot stand Brad Pitt
[01Mar12 09:02:58][tqwdoves)*(li] Tree Of Life was stunning, cannot believe T.Malick got that kind of performance out of him
[01Mar12 09:03:13][tqwdoves)*(li] i wasnt a big fan of the film, but I thought Pitt was outstanding
[01Mar12 09:03:23][tqwdoves)*(li] especially for someone that cant really act to begin with
[01Mar12 09:03:50][tqwdoves)*(li] Kirsten Dunst should have won best actress
[01Mar12 09:03:52][tqwdoves)*(li] for Melancholia
[01Mar12 09:03:57][tqwdoves)*(li] talk about snubbed
[01Mar12 09:31:25][tqwdoves)*(li] pilldozer retreats bck into the shadows
[01Mar12 09:31:41][kurt kren] this motherfucker was on BEFORE i logged on LAST NIGHT
[01Mar12 09:31:47][kurt kren] and he's still going strong
[01Mar12 09:32:34][kurt kren] mayo? this is his existence, 15 hours of chat is like nothing to this kid
[01Mar12 09:34:06][tqwdoves)*(li] if anything, this chat room makes me realize just how great I've got it.
[01Mar12 09:39:24][kurt kren] like if i said "wow this pizza is good" mayo immediately launches into how i'm 300 lbs and living in a fat camp. if i drive a car, immediately it's a lie, or it's a shitty car, or it's my m om's. there's no th ought to any of it
[01Mar12 09:39:48][kurt kren] if i said i was 42 mayo would make me 52
[01Mar12 10:47:44][Apple B] pill...
[01Mar12 10:47:59][Apple B] pilly pilll pilll
[01Mar12 10:48:38][Apple B] why are you playing these elementary games with me....
[01Mar12 10:48:51][Apple B] just come out and say it
[01Mar12 10:48:56][Apple B] you love me
[01Mar12 10:49:06][Apple B] not your gf

[01Mar12 11:50:47][kurt kren] skrillex is a lesbian
[01Mar12 11:52:38][kurt kren] if skrillex and justin bieber could procreate, they would give birth to chaz bono
[01Mar12 12:05:55][Apple B] give me that calendar
[01Mar12 12:06:21][Apple B] pancreeps?
[01Mar12 12:06:29][Apple B] pancreeps calendar?
[01Mar12 12:06:49][Apple B] im supposibly in it
[01Mar12 12:06:52][Apple B] give me it
[01Mar12 12:07:49][Apple B] hex-rex said i was...
[01Mar12 13:37:58][Jack White] Warm my jewels, CeCe
[01Mar12 13:38:17][Jack White] with those giant jugs
[01Mar12 13:38:23][CeCe] haha!
[01Mar12 13:38:43][kurt kren] ok imma be honest
[01Mar12 13:38:50][kurt kren] cece is fucking stacked
[01Mar12 13:39:01][Jack White] srsly did anyone see her profile picture??
[01Mar12 13:39:07][kurt kren] i saw her on cam
[01Mar12 13:39:08][Jack White] STACKED
[01Mar12 13:48:10][kurt kren] i thought you had a handful of totalitarian and authoritarian states that sprung up in the drive for independence after european colonialism waned
[01Mar12 14:49:32][kurt kren] kelly, i think you just don't get what i'm doing. which is fine
[01Mar12 15:24:10][peep88] i ordered a tee shirt from this website and it turned out that the guy sending it to me is a few miles away.. used to own this record store i'd go to.. and i have a vinyl of this local band he played in during the early 1990s
[01Mar12 15:24:25][peep88] i told him that i knew who he was
[01Mar12 15:24:44][peep88] and he told me that he was gonna be playing at such n such festival
[01Mar12 15:24:50][peep88] and asked me if i ever went to his store
[01Mar12 15:24:54][peep88] i didnt respond
[01Mar12 15:25:00][peep88] he sent me two shirts
[01Mar12 15:25:02][peep88] i ordered one
[01Mar12 15:25:08][peep88] two different shirts
[01Mar12 15:25:13][peep88] do you think it was a gift?
[01Mar12 15:25:15][peep88] a mistake?
[01Mar12 15:25:28][peep88] do i paypal him money? ask if i can give back to him?
[01Mar12 15:26:50][sleek] lol buying teenage jesus and the jerks
[01Mar12 15:26:56][sleek] waste of money
[01Mar12 15:27:09][sleek] quit trying to conform to other's ideas of what is good
[01Mar12 15:27:41][peep88] i ordered teenage jesus and the jerks
[01Mar12 15:30:10][peep88] victor eremita sucks
[01Mar12 15:30:17][peep88] neu75 is the bomb
[01Mar12 15:34:58][peep88] hex sends me some really funny pms
[01Mar12 15:57:56][peep88] jim4632 just logged in
[01Mar12 15:58:08][peep88] you guys know he jacked off to a 15 year old girl on skype
[01Mar12 15:58:13][peep88] she wasnt even naked or anything
[01Mar12 16:05:34][peep88] elephantose is cool
[01Mar12 16:05:35][peep88] and hot
[01Mar12 16:05:58][elephantose] hey peep
[01Mar12 16:22:16][peep88] ew my sister just made some disgusting saliva swallowing noise
[01Mar12 16:39:27][peep88] yea i swallowed a few loads
[01Mar12 16:39:29][peep88] who cares
[01Mar12 16:39:48][Death] A Few Good Loads.
[01Mar12 16:39:50][Death] Starring.
[01Mar12 16:39:53][Death] Peep88

[01Mar12 16:45:48][polydom] if anyone has any dead grannies with lots of yarn in storage
[01Mar12 16:45:48][polydom] plz give all that yarn to me
[01Mar12 16:45:48][polydom] kthx
[01Mar12 16:45:57][polydom] hey bearattack
[01Mar12 16:46:06][polydom] dany wants me to give you her number
[01Mar12 16:46:11][polydom] she told me she wants you to txt her
[01Mar12 16:55:34][Victor Eremita] yoko ono fuckin sucks
[01Mar12 16:55:52][peep88] victor eremita dont act like youve listened to yoko ono's music
[01Mar12 16:57:47][isaidsnap] hey Victor u sexy bitch
[01Mar12 16:58:25][Pancake Repairman] jear, ask peep if she has me on ignore
[01Mar12 16:58:29][Pancake Repairman] and if she says yes say good
[01Mar12 16:58:34][jear] shut the fuck up pancake
[01Mar12 16:58:56][Pancake Repairman] some1 else ask her
[01Mar12 16:59:51][isaidsnap] hey Pancake did you miss me
[01Mar12 17:00:41][Pancake Repairman] i missed u if ur some1 who will ask what i just asked some1 2 ask
[01Mar12 18:27:25][rodaeemi] thiis poor old bastard
[01Mar12 18:28:11][kurt kren] mayo chattin till 1 pm tomorrow.
[01Mar12 18:28:28][kurt kren] see ya at breakfast, joe methfiend
[01Mar12 18:29:42][rodaeemi] old man kren hahaha poor old sap

[01Mar12 18:55:42][peep88] hey anne
[01Mar12 18:55:51][peep88] i apologize for all the sh1t ive talked
[01Mar12 18:55:52][peep88] i mean
[01Mar12 18:56:00][peep88] i think you listen to stupid music
[01Mar12 18:56:05][peep88] and i dont like other things about you
[01Mar12 18:56:21][peep88] but to be mean just because youre a ..?? whatever you are
[01Mar12 18:56:25][peep88] well that just aint right
[01Mar12 18:56:30][peep88] please pardon me
[01Mar12 18:56:54][peep88] i do like negative attention though
[01Mar12 18:57:44][peep88] shut the fuck up tranny scum bag!!
[01Mar12 18:58:05][peep88] sorry that was really immature of me
[01Mar12 19:30:49][peep88] man im thirsty as fuck but i dont want 2 leave my room n have to say something to my sister or her husband
[01Mar12 19:35:42][peep88] im gonna make a website
[01Mar12 19:36:01][peep88] asking people who are only childs w/ dead parents and no kids or spouses
[01Mar12 19:36:04][peep88] to include me in their will
[01Mar12 19:42:36][peep88] i wonder what i'll go to jail for first
[01Mar12 19:43:01][spiffy] this girl wants me to merry
[01Mar12 19:43:59][spiffy] my heart is set on peep
[01Mar12 19:49:59][spiffy] I have to choose tomorrow
[01Mar12 19:50:08][spiffy] I have 5 gfs
[01Mar12 19:50:23][spiffy] they are getting pissed
[01Mar12 20:01:52][spiffy] peep I will be your husband
[01Mar12 20:02:50][peep88] spiffy did you really have a threesome with hex
[01Mar12 20:03:17][spiffy] he fucked a girl afterI did
[01Mar12 20:04:26][spiffy] many girls want to make me their husband
[01Mar12 20:06:21][spiffy] I know you love me too peep
[01Mar12 20:07:32][peep88] you know what spiffy
[01Mar12 20:07:52][peep88] i should just ask to live with someone
[01Mar12 20:08:01][peep88] and say i'll clean their house for them...
[01Mar12 20:14:01][spiffy] I tired to talk to peep but she ignored me like a bitch
[01Mar12 20:17:44][peep88] money is like an extension of me
[01Mar12 20:17:49][peep88] to spend it is to cut my self
[01Mar12 20:18:12][DtsAto] show tits or fuck off peep
[01Mar12 20:22:54][peep88] does your hand ever tingle while youre driving from fighting the urge to swerve your car into the car in the next lane over
[01Mar12 20:55:50][peep88] hes got a best coast vinyl and thinks its "rare"

Thursday, March 1, 2012

2012-02-29

[29Feb12 05:47:53][Apple B] kren,dropit on the floor and pick the food back up as if nothing happened
[29Feb12 05:52:56][Apple B] but i know you're an ugly fat fuck
[29Feb12 06:05:20][Apple B] where'd you go you bastard
[29Feb12 06:05:29][Apple B] you fucking coward
[29Feb12 06:05:41][kurt kren] i'm not embarrassed by my saturn
[29Feb12 06:14:54][Apple B] sunson] im the best looking guy here besides sleek [sunson] sleek is fyne
[29Feb12 06:18:01][Apple B] your mother seems like she hasnt figured that out yet

[29Feb12 06:26:51][1peep] this dude i ordered a tee shirt from lives a few miles away from me... i take out this vinyl of a local punk band from the 80s and on the insert there is special thanks to this guy
[29Feb12 06:27:05][1peep] old punk
[29Feb12 06:29:35][1peep] i bet he would think im a total idiot
[29Feb12 06:29:58][Apple B] you should tell him about how you found him in the sleeve
[29Feb12 06:30:11][Apple B] and tell him that you fell in love with after that
[29Feb12 06:30:19][Apple B] punks love shallow shit
[29Feb12 06:40:58][Apple B] hymen is such a pusspuss...good thing there are masculine men out there huh?
[29Feb12 06:41:22][Apple B] imagine all men like hymen.....trying to put out a fireeee
[29Feb12 06:43:52][kurt kren] speculate on food commodities
[29Feb12 06:44:18][Apple B] did you ever try to kill yourself as a kid kren?
[29Feb12 06:44:25][Apple B] kid/teenager*
[29Feb12 06:44:37][kurt kren] no, because i';m happy
[29Feb12 06:44:50][Apple B] i love denial
[29Feb12 06:45:53][Apple B] kren is happay
[29Feb12 06:45:58][kurt kren] and apple b can get off my nuts
[29Feb12 06:46:03][kurt kren] you're ignored, cunt
[29Feb12 06:47:02][kurt kren] might as well ignore ross too
[29Feb12 06:47:45][kurt kren] baby mao hides his bald spot under an out of style beanie
[29Feb12 06:51:46][kurt kren] hymen's butt looks kinda big, for instance
[29Feb12 06:52:13][Apple B] why you looking at dudes asses?
[29Feb12 07:02:17][Apple B] i hope no oneactually takes lessons from this kurtcrack guy
[29Feb12 07:02:34][Apple B] america is going down because ofkurt kren
[29Feb12 07:03:08][Apple B] hey kren...
[29Feb12 07:03:16][kurt kren] apple b, you're boring, i don't want to talk to you. sorry
[29Feb12 07:03:48][Apple B] im harassing you
[29Feb12 07:09:34][Apple B] i doubt you will know anyhing about me...ever
[29Feb12 07:16:59][kurt kren] if you're a jew, i'm writing the rabbinical council to have your membership revoked
[29Feb12 07:42:10][Apple B] just so you know.....you punk ass cumlover, you are really tough when you threaten to beat up a woman
[29Feb12 08:13:27][Apple B] omg whoever drew that pictures rapes little children

[29Feb12 08:27:47][1peep] when i go 2 the games i text this number to get a message put up on the jumbo tron
[29Feb12 08:28:07][1peep] I love you Victor Hedman #77 Love, Tesa
[29Feb12 08:33:16][trustfundbaby] hitler thought up the volkswagen beetle
[29Feb12 09:54:13][case] I guarantee no man is capable of doing good outside of God's influence.
[29Feb12 10:31:51][Apple B] sunson...
[29Feb12 10:31:53][Apple B] you're a moron
[29Feb12 10:32:14][Apple B] sunson?
[29Feb12 10:32:23][Apple B] TREAT SUNSON WITH RESPECT?!!
[29Feb12 10:32:24][Apple B] HAHAHA
[29Feb12 11:04:17][Apple B] because even though he thinks hes better than everyone in here...hes does the same shit he talks down upon
[29Feb12 11:07:36][kurt kren II] desmond, but you realize how pathetic you look having whole convos with me when you're too affaid to take me off ignore
[29Feb12 11:20:56][Apple B] i want some dick
[29Feb12 11:21:00][Apple B] and some weed
[29Feb12 11:25:26][Apple B] the argument between kurt and desmond is completely pointless and hasnt accomplished anything
[29Feb12 11:25:28][kurt kren IV] desmond, i think you can do better
[29Feb12 11:29:42][kurt kren] apple b, i think you're on unofficial ignore for most of slsk until you show tits
[29Feb12 11:30:07][Apple B] you could kill yourself and i could care less
[29Feb12 11:30:16][Apple B] you are so totally in love with me
[29Feb12 11:36:22][Apple B] oh and yes...i have no bf...i chose it to be that way (but for the record...i have some on the side) and i am not a failure
[29Feb12 11:39:33][spiffy] lol cookie monster is adorable
[29Feb12 11:39:59][spiffy] have you ever seen the clip of kermit playing the 20 questions game with him for a cookie
[29Feb12 11:40:24][spiffy] he doesn't get 3 q.s right so kermit refuses to give him the cookie
[29Feb12 11:40:28][spiffy] and he just goes ape shit

[29Feb12 12:12:19][kurt kren] hitler had girlfriends to squash party rumors of his homosexuality in the party. that is more plausible there is a letter to hitler i think from either goebbels or himmler that basically says "there are questions surrounding your sexuality"
[29Feb12 15:26:51][vomitjukebox] i'm working on my first freelance project :)
[29Feb12 15:28:37][hodgepodge] erut, stfu forever please
[29Feb12 15:30:07][hodgepodge] sniffox you look like lisa loeb with AIDS
[29Feb12 15:30:15][hodgepodge] still though, can i e-hit it?
[29Feb12 15:33:38][hodgepodge] sniffox, do you ever type sentences or just lol?
[29Feb12 16:19:06][kurt kren] let's see your chin, ricky
[29Feb12 16:28:38][1peep] pissing urself is blissful
[29Feb12 17:27:01][hodgepodge] ricky=Billy Bob from Varsity Blues crying his eyes out holding a shotgun and a bottle of whiskey, when im done whoring him
[29Feb12 18:25:55][kurt kren] mayo, you don't have a highschool diploma
[29Feb12 18:26:08][kurt kren] mayo. you don't have a job
[29Feb12 18:30:51][stoned immaculater] mayo, if ur going to bait ppl into explaining to you what an idiot u r so some1 will interact with u why keep changing ur name?
[29Feb12 18:36:35][stoned immaculater] mayo, why do u keep talking about hate and murder?
[29Feb12 18:52:36][stoned immaculater] after a half hour mayo's relentless denial and projection starts being funny
[29Feb12 20:48:25][kurt kren] i'm not even chubby
[29Feb12 23:54:00][kurt kren] i went to taco bell and mayo fucked up my order
[29Feb12 23:54:03][kurt kren] i yelled at him and he cried
[29Feb12 23:59:55][kurt kren] i didn't even know he was there

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